Groundhogs and
Scruggshoggs;

What they have in common...

 
 

Diversions

   

 

Here's what happens when you use both sides of your cranial organ. Acting your shoe size instead of your age ain’t always a bad thing.

Below are thumbnails of our sample print ads. We intended several others in this series, but our good friend and Scrugghogg, Terry Horn (who really never was a nose-ring kind of guy), passed away unexpectedly on December 1, 1998. We miss you, Terry.

Nose Ring Tattoo

If you were looking for run-of-the-mill, typically boring actuarial propaganda - sorry about that! If you're determined to see examples of left brain-only thinking and half-brained solutions, you probably want to check out our competition.
 
Since 1996, we’ve collected every magazine cover on which our fearless forecaster has appeared.
Time
Rolling Stone

Sports Illustrated

(Swimsuit Edition)

Bon Appetit
Groundhog Quarterly
Phorbes

©Copyright 2001 Scruggs Consulting. All rights reserved. No groundhogs were injured while developing and testing this site . . .That came afterwards, when we repurposed our mascot as a seasonal decorative enhancement on the apex of an artificial evergreen arboric simulation. *See the Scruggs Tour to view the evidence.